Note to self: iTunes and liquor is a dangerous combination. While inebriated, make an extra effort to avoid logging in to the iTunes Store.
From a monophonic tape recorder, complete with flip-open cassette door and thumb-sized buttons, everything I know about women started with this album in first grade. Later on, seventh grade to be exact, it was all confirmed with this album.

Of course, on through high school, I was never able to take advantage of this information for the following two reasons: my Hi Infidelity cassette was lost before the end of grade school; I avoided Def Leppard like the plague, and with that all the half-shirted, pubescent girls that followed them. So much for that.