April 18, 2007
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Posted by seed @ 3:34 PM
Assume a squatting position like a competitive ski jumper. Stick your ass out like a whore in a 50 Cent video. This is a good time to pretend you're not a miserable tourist with your pants around your ankles, squatting over a barbaric poo hole.
Use your left hand to aim it away from your trousers and underpants. Point it backwards between your legs - as if it were a rocket engine designed to propel you far away from this alien hellhole. At the same time be sure not to drop any of the objects in your left hand as they will be rendered horribly irretrievable should you do so.
*Crying with laughter.
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Damn, that looks like it would be really easy for a snake to crawl out of.
I just caught the very end of Midnight Express this morning, that is one hardcore flick!
Posted by: Erik | April 18, 2007 4:54 PM
If you do not have a penis, use the left arm to balance yourself - waving it around wildly
This will forever be known to me as the Joan Cusack.
Posted by: seed | April 19, 2007 10:35 AM
What a nightmare. Here I am after a wondrous evening of watching
Grindhouse wanting to catch up on your site and this pops up. I have
totally filed this image away - far far away in my deep dark
subconscious and here it f'n is. Thanks - now... tonight I will wake up
in cold sweats because I will have nightmares about this this this hole
in the ground I was supposed to call a toilet when I needed it the
most. Thanks. Next time I come back I want sunshine and lollypops!
Posted by: Monika | April 30, 2007 9:04 PM