April 5, 2007

Honorary Rider?

Posted by Savage Henry @ 5:16 PM

Ok, so he might go a step too far in hating on porn bimbos (I mean, come on...Asia Carerra is pretty damn hot), but this guy has the best idea I've heard this week:

Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek Porno. I shall be the quintessential Nerd Porn Auteur. And the women in my porno movies will be the kind that drive nerds like me mad with desire.

I'm talking about the girls that used to fuck up the grading curve.
The girls in the Latin Club and the National Honor Society.
Chicks with weird clothes, braces, four eyes, and 4.0 GPAs.
Brainy articulate bookworms, with MENSA cards in their purses
and chips on their shoulders.

My porn starlets will come in all shapes and sizes.
My porn starlets will be too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym.

I'm always in favor of pro-porn people. And entrepreneurs. Geek women getting their kit off and getting their glow on?

Send me a copy.

Comments

The only problem is that women with PhD's do not, generally, want to make porns for horny geeks. And the ones that do aren't really women I have any desire to see naked.

Did you ever watch the show, Beauty and the Geek (or something like it?), they paired genuises with hotties and then they competed. The funny thing is that alot of the girls actually seem to end up paired up with their geeks beyond the show.

Posted by: Erik | April 17, 2007 11:44 PM

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