Humanity: Hour 1
Posted by seed @ 8:12 PM
Hot off the press: Humanity: Hour 1.
I just picked up the latest Scorp album and am spinning it as we speak. I'll admit it, after Unbreakable I was ready to toss in the hat, so to speak. Their latest work, with Desmond Child, gets really good reviews. More on it after I get back into town.
Immigration reform is dead: A-fucking-men
Posted by seed @ 11:55 AM
CNN: Senate immigration bill suffers crushing defeat
First up, I have had just about enough of the media spin put on this thing. Every poll I have read puts the majority of voters against this bill, either one way or the other. It's impossible to think that CNN would run suggestions of a Rebulican blockade against such polling results. Impossible? Yes. Surprising? Hardly.
As for Bush's support for the bill... riders here will imagine a drum-roll... bullshit of the highest order. The president is sorry that congress could not act. 'Feh, I am not sorry that congress failed to write legislation that myopically determines policy that will impact future generations of existing Americans. At a time when the expense of existing entitlements, such as Social Security, and national healthcare (shudder) are being considered for current citizens, opening a flood gate to an unknown amount of low-skilled immigrants is just about the last thing that makes sense. Compromise my ass. From the start, this bill has been a shakedown of the highest order.
But you know, we are all about solutions here. So here it is for the galactically challenged congress: How to fix the immigration debacle of the last twenty years.
- Tighten border security by increasing physical barriers, enabling verification of current and future employees, and establishing a respectable protocol for removing illegal aliens.
- Establish a system where the employers are encouraged to sponsor existing illegal employees, thus creating a pathway to citizenship through employment.
- Remove federal funding for law enforcement, for states that refuse to enforce the federal immigration policy.
In three steps we can reduce the amount of illegal immigration into this country by physical means and by removing the economic incentives; developing a federal policy that uses both existing and new laws to create a system of immigration that is more attractive than illegal means; encourage states' adoption of these new policies.
The catch is that no grand bargain is required. These laws can be effectively enacted through three steps: 1.) Stop the flow; 2.) Develop a process to deal with current and future illegals; 3.) Use the federal coffers to encourage cooperation.
In the meantime, congress would be well-served if they were to investigate the economic and social ramifications of any future immigration policy, prior to ram-rodding a self-serving half-asses piece of legislation up America's ass.
Red, white and blue,
yankee fucking dandily-doo,
god-dam uncle sam,
glad to be an American, I am
happy Fourth.
We need a face-life anyway
Posted by seed @ 11:10 AM
It kills me to go all legit on this website. But the spam comments have finally gotten to me. TypeKey appears to be the only way to avoid spending countless hours cleaning out comments that sneak through. We had a bunch of code that was being grand-fathered in from MT 2.x due to my lack of caring.
The bast way to get everything functioning, quickly, was to snag the default templates and flip the switch. From now on, you'll have to sign-up for a typekey account (free) to comment. All six of you are encouraged to do so, if you do not already own a key.
I'll get back to skin after vacation.
Somebody keep the lights on
Posted by seed @ 6:26 AM
I've packed up the new toy and we're headed out of Dodge for a few days. Major stops included: Pearl Harbor (of course), the Volcano National Park and one of these.
See you guys after the Fourth.
MS ride 2007: recap
Posted by seed @ 11:54 AM
Saturday: 85 miles, 4:38 @18.3mph
Sunday: 80 miles, 4:20 @18.4mph.
The Ride: Route for reference
Saturday was absolutely miserable. The weather report was calling for 75F and rain. It was actually 60F and constantly raining. There was so much rain that I had found that my rims and frame were filled with water when I got my ride up on a rack for post-ride inspection. I deflated the tires, loosened the valve-nuts and re-inflated them to find water streaming out of the stem hole. The frame leaked from the neck as it was inverted.
Bergeron and I decided to head for the 75-mile option after mile 50. Every stop resulted in teeth-chattering trips to the john and quick restocking of sports drinks. I was wearing a thermal jacket/jersey and I was still cold. As I look back now, from a warm, dry seat, I probably should have just gone for the full 100-mile option. But I am not a cold-weather rider by any means. I am quite cumfy above 90F. Sixty and wet was killing me.
Overall, the route was the same as previous years. I had one instance where a police officer that was directing an intersection waved my in the wrong direction. Not only that, his fat ass was blocking the sign that told me to go straight. I turned left and added about 8 miles extra, which explains the inflated totals for Saturday. And then there the dump I took just after Hinkley.
I rolled behind Bergeron as we approached an intersection. There was heavy road construction, so we were rolling on crushed gravel and dirt mud. Not a good combo for razor-thin road tires. Add to that an very steep incline leading right up to a paved intersecting road. We have a stop, they do not. With a cop on my right, across the intersection and an MS support vehicle facing in my opposite direction, both watched an S-10 pick-up roll through at just the right speed to let Bergeron through and for me to slow down enough to dump my clipped-in ass into the gravel. I was beyond pissed and nearly heaved my ride into the windshield of the squad car. Yeah, I would have regretted that big-time.
Sunday Bergeron decided to take the ladies' route. The dude was in pain and let me out solo. The wind was out of the east on both days, with a slight shift from the south to the north from Saturday to Sunday. So, the first day's numbers are pretty fast, but given the wind factor, I was a little off due to the temps. Sunday was mostly into the wind, either straight east or north. But the increased temps and lack of rain gave me better times. I was quite pleased with a pace of 18.4 on a 80-mile recovery ride, after 85 miles had been put in the rearview the day before, with 10-15 mph head winds. Granted, towards the end of the eastern pushes I felt like I was pedaling in mud. More than the leg fatigue was eventually constant weight-shifting in the saddle, due to overall soreness in the crotch. I was training at 3.5hr, or sixty-five mile runs with minimum discomfort. I am not convinced there is anything I can do to eliminate that for rides that are above four hours.
That, and my fucking knee is killing me. Up and down stairs is severely painful. This sprouted up a month or so ago, while the bike was in the shop. My knee had acute pain that got worse as I was off the bike for a week or so. It went away, strangley enough after a good fifty-mile training ride, and now it's back. I give the pro's a lot of credit. Not everybody is built to spin for that duration, myself included, I think.
Tech Report
No issues to report. The new Winwood Carbon Fork that was installed as a replacement to the Forte that I demolished earlier in the season seemed to be solid.
As for new equipment goes, I did a bad thing just prior to the ride. I had been running a set of Shimano 540's for a few years. There the black rims with the funny low-spoke count set-up. There's only eight paris of spokes on the wheels, set in a way that makes is look like eight single spokes. Looks are great, and honestly I had no issues outside minor squirrleyness on certain turns. I'm a middle-weight rider so I'm not pushing the boundaries of stiffness. I did, however, switch to a higher-pressure Specialized tire set last fall. I was running 90 psi Hutchinson's prior to that. Since the switch I have had five flats. Rim-tape had been switched out, installations were done gorilla-style with my bare hands. The flats wouldn't even happen on the road, except for the last one. I would notice a flat while the ride was sitting indoors, idle. I'd replace the tube, and the next day it would be flat again. I actually had a tire blow while the ride was still on the rack. That was two weeks prior to the MS ride. I'd had enough and bought a new set: Ksyrium SL.
Yeah, I over bought. Whatever, I don't own a car. So far, they are fantastic. They removed about 2-3 lbs from the overall weight of my rig. Their construction is fantastic. There's actually no need for rim-tape. Inside the rim there is a added layer of AL that completely finishes the channel. The spokes holes are completely concealed. As for performance, we don't get many ass-grinding inclines around these parts. But, I will mention that the back wheel is so stiff that it took me a while to get used to the none-squirrley-ness. I had been anticipating the slight give I was getting with my previous wheels around corners. The Ksyrium's are laser-tight.
As for tires, I was not happy with the Specialized Mondo series. In addition to the flats, I noticed that they just got really chewed up. I had dings and tears after just a few hundred miles. So much so, that I had noticed my inner tube sticking out like a hernia one night while I was sitting on my couch. They were 130psi tires. They rode well, but at $45 a piece, I was looking to get more that a few rides out of each. I had slapped on a pair of Michellin tires that I was initially skeptical of. They are listed at 110psi. So, I thought they would be a little soft and slow. When I got them they are listed a little tighter, at 117psi. After putting over 150 miles on them over the weekend, they are fantastic. They are not actually round. The center of the tire comes to a point, which decreases the rolling friction. Their construction is nice and soft. Sure, the big bumps still feel like you are riding on concrete. But the small and medium stuff is real nice. I could actually feel the tire give just a bit to take off the edge. And they were just as fast as the Specialized Mondo's.
That's it. I'm still looking to participate in the North Shore Century this September 15th. Route options vary from 25-100 miles. Note: the full-hondo is a nut-buster. Last year, I ha the first fifty done less than 2.5 hours. The next fifty was straight down Lake Shore Drive from Kenosha to Evanston, right smack into the lakefront wind. That half took me 3.5 hours.
While I'm away...
Posted by seed @ 12:00 PM
Let's brush-up on the soon to expire be renewed Farm Subsidies: here.
Two-thirds of all farm production--including fruit, vegetables, beef, and poultry--thrives despite being ineligible for farm subsidies.[11] If any of the five justifications were valid, these farmers would be impoverished, near bankruptcy, or replaced by imports, and both the supplies and prices of fruit, vegetables, beef, and poultry would fluctuate wildly. Clearly, this has not happened. In this controlled experiment comparing subsidized and unsubsidized crops, the doomsday scenarios described above have not occurred for unsubsidized crops.
The most logical explanation for the persistence of farm subsidies is simple politics. Eliminating a government program is nearly impossible because recipients form interest groups that relentlessly defend their handouts. The public paying the costs is too busy going about their lives to challenge each wasteful program. Furthermore, supporters of farm subsidies often repeat the five justifications, espe cially the myth that these policies aid struggling family farmers. The difference between perception and reality in farm policy is large. (emphasis mine)
A cleansing
Posted by seed @ 10:00 PM
If you could fight any world leader throughout history? Who would you fight?
I'd fight Stalin, hands-down. That sound you hear would be cold meat-packing sounds of the russian bear getting his totalitarian ass handed to himself by a skinny guy with a disregard for authority and a penchant for violence.
There, that felt better. The last few weeks have been a fucking circus. For those who care, the hound is stable. An MRI and a $2000 vet bill later, he's clean. No tumors, malfunctioning vitals, etc. Just a potential for epilepsy. So it goes. Glad we spent the cash to know what we already knew. I say that with sarcasm and sincerity.
This weekend is the MS ride. I plan on riding until my veins pump battery acid... and then I'll ride some more. It is time to get clean.
Ride. On.
Well that happened: Bittersweet
Posted by seed @ 11:03 PM
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This is actually ---'s husband, seed writing to you. Things have taken a turn for the worse in regards to Franklin. So much so that it is difficult for --- to write, given the back-and-forth we have gone through with Scarlet.
Thursday Morning at 3am, Franklin had another grand-mal seizure. Both pups were sleeping soundly. --- awoke to the noise of Franklin's collar. We quickly found him in full convulsions. Needless to say no one in the house slept any more that morning. We scheduled a vet visit for the after noon. We had to rush him immediately to the vet after he had his second grand-mal that morning around 8:30am. The vet ran a battery of tests, ranging from liver to kidney to thyroid function. All were in normal ranges. However, as far as the thyroid test goes, the full 6-panel test was not performed, which is leading us to consider alternative vet consult. Franklin was placed on a heavy dosage, 1g, of phenobarbitol.
Additionally, Franklin has started to exhibit other symptoms that are new, such as coughing blood, on occasion. The drugs have affected him in ways we are not happy with, and at the same time, he still seems overly excitable. His tension has the both of us beside ourselves in trying to balance the two dogs. While even on such a high dose of phenobarbitol he is still exhibiting mild seizure symptoms, such as facial twitching and spams of the hind legs.
All of this has placed a great strain on us. We honestly do not know if Franklin has epilepsy, or a thyroid dysfunction. And we cannot say for sure that any of this has been enhanced by the presence of Scarlet. At this point we feel that we will have a very difficult time being even handed to both dogs. We cannot say for sure that Franklin will be around for a long period of time, given the fact that dogs with thyroid disorders tend to exhibit sign at a much later stage in life. He may actually be older than we originally thought. At the same time, there is a great deal of tension and anxiety at any behavior that seems unusual, given the recent events.
This has caused us to ask you again, and quite honestly for the last time, if you would have Scarlet back. We have weighed several outcomes for future events that are uncertain for Franklin. Honestly, we cannot find any reason to keep Biscuit while her future is so bright, outside of selfishness and pride, and Franklin's quite frankly seems bleak.
Please contact us at your next convenience to discuss. All apologies for all the effort you have put forth thus far. We cannot express enough how truly upset this entire situation has made us.
Sincerely,
seed
That Happened: A reprise
Posted by seed @ 10:10 AM
The first full day featured three seizures, the last of which being a four-on-the-floor grand-mal. The rest of the day featured Franklin exhibiting some signs of stress associated with the new face as well as an application of Frontline Plus. After the grand-mal we took Franklin to the vet ER for an overnight stay, and decided to remove the stress of the new hound from the pak. We took the new coonhound back to her foster parent that Sunday and then picked up Franklin on the way home.
After that, we did some additional research and found that Fipronyl, the active ingredient in Frontline Plus, has caused some similar side-effects in other dogs. Five minutes with a search engine and one can find some interesting information.
So, we sat on that for a few days. Franklin was down for a few days with symptoms similar to a bad hangover. Other than that he rebounded and was back to his normal self. We thought about things and decided to bring the pooch back. Scarlet came back into the mix this past Saturday. Things were better this time around. There was still some stress but that kind of thing can take some time to work itself out.
Last night we woke up at 3am to another grand-mal. This time around there was no incident to spark the seizure. The hounds were fast asleep. My wife awoke due to the thrashing of the collar. This morning Franklin had another and is now back at the vet.
So here we are, back where we started. Franklin will have to medicated to control the seizures, which can lead to other problems such as liver failure. The thing I am stuck on is the fact that the dog has never had an episode without the new pup. But, he has spent several extended stays with relatives and others that also have other dogs and has never had any seizures. I cannot honestly say that him staying a week-plus at a stranger's house, with other hounds and without us is any less stressful that the combination we have now.
As far as we know, this is the first time this has happened. We have come home to a floor full of pee, but he has not done that during any of the recent episodes. So, I am inclined to think that he did not have an unobserved seizure the past two years that we have had him.
That's it. You guys get to vote for the new pup. Right now, we are trying to find a great reason to keep her, other than pride.
Well that happened: take two
Posted by seed @ 9:02 PM

We decided to get the pooch back. Things have been real swell since.
Brings up an interesting question. Since the new hound is a girl, and the existing hound is a rather well-hung, late neutered male - and both are fixed - is it ok to let them have at it, if such an situation should arise?
You know, in case it happens, I want to have a firm policy in place.
Higher Education
Posted by Bergeron @ 8:14 PM
The wife and I were riding the H"EL"L (haven't been on CTA in rush hour in a couple of years) up to Wrigley last night to take in the Cubs-Astros game and we get to the Fullerton stop with a further influx of people--including two DePaul students. So, I'm standing there with the rest of festering humanity on the train and overhear the students' conversation:
"I just can't stand these Cubs fans. They are so rude and racist. I just can't believe all the racist comments they make. They should have a separate train just for the Cubs fans."
So I said, "Excuse me, but I couldn't help but overhear you talking. Let me get this straight, you support marginalizing a general group of people based on superficial characteristics, in this instance claimed affiliation to a baseball organizaion, to the point of segregation because you think they are "racist". I may be confused, but it seems to me that racism and elitism are born from the same foundation, no?
Response...blink, blink....blink, blink.
We left and fortunately still made the early bird special.
Today's flashback: Play Deep
Posted by seed @ 9:50 AM
I have an older brother, by four years. That put him in high school, and behind the wheel before me. With that, there were times when he would reluctantly have to cart his geek younger brother around town. We rarely got along and these times were no exception. Still, there were times when he was wheeling around town in the aged '78 maroon Buick Regal (looks like the old Monte Carlo - faux vinyl 1/4 top) windows down and with this album cranked that I thought he was so cool.
The Outfield were INXS before there was such a thing. Not great stuff, but good for summer time activities. That, and it puts me back into the passenger seat of that old car, getting a glimpse of early adulthood. Right. On.
Billy, is that you?
Posted by seed @ 3:31 PM

Best stock photo of the week.
Good Gawd...
Posted by seed @ 2:42 PM
This cannot get any more comical: Hilton Sent Back to Jail
The sheriff has determined that because of her medical situation, this (jail) is a dangerous place for her (Hilton). Yeah, so is reality, deal with it.
As he made the final pitch for Hilton's further incarceration, Hilton's entire body began trembling. He had a ball of tissue clutched in her hand and tears ran down her face. Oh, the drama.
Hilton's mother Kathy threw her arms around her husband Rick and sobbed uncontrollably. 45 days. For god's sake, you would think it was life sentence.
I know I cannot write about Hilton and at the same time, complain about people who are writing about Hilton. Still, I find it hard to believe that anybody cares what that little piece of trash does, unless of course it's the DP.
So that happened.
Posted by seed @ 8:10 PM
Friday was fairly straight forward. We picked the hound up in the evening, getting back late from the burb that her foster parent was located in. After the entire hour-plus ride with me holding her in the front seat (our adult pooch was in the back) she puked as we rolled into our parking garage. I was covered in puppy vomit. We got things set-up at home and bedded down for her first night. Short of a few barking fits, the puppy was fine. My wife slept with her, and we got up every few hours to let her out.
As background, our Rhodesian Ridgeback-Boxer mix has quite a history. We got him from a shelter that my wife volunteered at for several years. He shows sign of past physical abuse as well as severe seperation anxiety. He's the poster pooch for rescue merits. From a stray found on the street to two squares of raw diet and a daily dog-walker, he's got it great. We were looking for another dog that would complement his insecure-alpha personality. He's not great with other animals, ignoring most other dogs and asserting himself with everybody else. We call him our old man. He is so undog like - chews, toys, treats are all useless with him. He never plays, period. So, that's why we picked a very young female that was submissive.
So the first night found the new puppy sleeping on Franklin's bed and he sleeping huddled in the corner. All-in-all, a decent first night. Saturday was another story.
By the time I had gotten back from a morning trip to the store, my wife informed me that our adult dog had what appeared to be a petit seizure. She said that he had a clenched jaw and foamed while mildly convulsing. She said it was quick lasting just long enough to make you wonder what the fuck that was.
As the day progressed, Franklin is not taking things well with the new addition. We set up a kennel that we were going to use with the puppy. He ends up seeking refuge in it to get away from the coonhound, who by the way is the sweetest thing.
By the mid afternoon my wife had decided to take Fanklin for a walk by himself. Before they could get out the door, Franklin had another seizure. This one I witnessed first hand. There is nothing like seeing your dog turn into what looks like a rabid animal. He appeared to be able to hear me, but he had zero control over his body. And the foam was lathered everywhere.
So by now we are thinking things are not going so well. Aside from an application of Frontline Plus flea and tick medicine, which we have used before, the only new thing is the coonhound. Given the stress that Franklin has been through in his past, it is totally possible that his epileptic seizures are brought on by the new arrangment.
After diner and well into a cocktail hour, Franklin had his third episode, a grand mal on the kitchen floor. All I could do was guide him to the floor and keep him from hurting himself any more. The convulsions were full body and severe. The foam lather was immense. My wife and I took him to the Vet ER immediately, with a couple house guest watching the uppy while we were gone.
After the second episode, he had a near seizure while I was sauteing some veggies on the stove. Again, he get stressed at odd times. If the kitchen gets alittle smokey, he wants to leave. So, I had soem asparagus on the flame and did his usual thing, only this time he had some odd facial expressions that were very reminiscent to the epileptic episodes. We were able to calm him down. But both the wife and I were thinking that any more trauma and we would strongly consider relinquishing the puppy in favor of not stressing out our first-born.
After seeing the grand-mal, and a trip to the ER followed by an overnight stay that was highlighted by a black lab that was brough in dead by the family members after being hit by a car, we decided to take the hound back to the foster parent in the morning. Which is what we did today. The $300 adoption fee as well as all the peripherals - kennel, leashes, toys, etc - we donated to a house that just got another liter of nine labs. So it goes, right? I mean we didn't want to leave the new puppy home with Franklin is the dog may have a seizure while we are gone. I couldn't go to work everyday with in the back of my mind.
Only, as it turns out, there may be a side-effect of the Frontline product that can cause seizures. While we were at the ER, we mentioned that we had applied the topical product to our dog the same day. They quickly discounted it,as well as the stress from the new hound, and told us to monitor the symtoms and consider epileptic medicine if they persist. We got that story after we had taken the coonhound back to her original home.
So here were are, Sunday evening. Franklin appears to be fine. The ER did not do a tox screen. So we have no way of knowing if it was the Frontline product or the stress, or quite frankly BOTH. The coonhound has been returned and we are left wondering if we are not complete fucking idiots. I need a god-damn drink.



