If you could fight any world leader throughout history? Who would you fight?

I'd fight Stalin, hands-down. That sound you hear would be cold meat-packing sounds of the russian bear getting his totalitarian ass handed to himself by a skinny guy with a disregard for authority and a penchant for violence.

There, that felt better. The last few weeks have been a fucking circus. For those who care, the hound is stable. An MRI and a $2000 vet bill later, he's clean. No tumors, malfunctioning vitals, etc. Just a potential for epilepsy. So it goes. Glad we spent the cash to know what we already knew. I say that with sarcasm and sincerity.

This weekend is the MS ride. I plan on riding until my veins pump battery acid... and then I'll ride some more. It is time to get clean.

Ride. On.