Well, I went out and got myself a mixer box of pumpkin ales, and over the Sunday games (fucking Vikings) have cracked open the first of several.

Maybe it's good to get the crap out of the way. If so, then it's a very good thing that I tried Jack's Pumpkin Spice Ale now. This stuff is shite.

Imagine taking a Bud (and I'm being generous, it may be more along the lines of a Bud Light) and dumping a little cheap cinnamon and nutmeg into the bottle. The overwhelming taste of piss-weak beer is the overwhelming flavor, followed by what might be a touch of allspice. Then comes the after-taste of cheap wheat bread that is so familiar from college days of not giving a shit about where the beer comes from.

Save your money. You'll get a better beer by buying a Bud and cramming a piece of gourd into the neck. Think of it as a Halloween Corona.