Ater seeing this commercial, I looked for this product in the store. Sadly, all they have are the kegs. No hot robot girls.

First up: Heineken blows. No beer has ever more closely resembled a dead skunk.

Second: DAB was my first experience with the mini kegs. Now, DAB, and the close sibbling Warsteiner, suck almost as much. Still, I have nothing but fond memories of the cute little bastards sitting in my college mini-fridge.

Yes indeed, Heineken sucks ass. I'm in totall agreement with Frank in Blue Velvet.

I went to the liquor store looking for hot robots.

The best part is, she reproduces--seemingly ad infinitum.

I also concur that heineken is one of the skunkiest beers on the market, though I do like Warsteiner, particularly the Dunkel variety.

File me under: Creeped out by the fembot. Her skin, her movements and the whole premise just skeeves me.

Now, make her look like Jessica Alba and we'll be in business.