Fake Money: the wager(s)
Posted by seed @ 1:01 PM
Some of the riders will recall a gentleman's wager between two riders regarding the Democratic presidential ticket in 2008.
With the pending Super Tuesday results, and the fact that Billiary and the man from Fantasy Island are in statistical dead-heat, I thought it high time to finalize the specifics. Of course, Savage, this is up for your approval.
Wager One: Will Obama be in either slot of the Blue ticket?
Savage: Yes.
seed: No.
Prize: one night of man-sized cocktails. The winner needs to either tap-out as a form of submission; OR needs to closely resemble billy's haaaam-mmmeeered state of grace. (Loser only pays for booze. If the winner needs anything additional to retain composure, ie: food, tits, etc. it is at his own expense.)
Wager Two: Will the White House be Red or Blue in 2009?
Savage: Blue.
seed: Red.
Prize: Travel to the other person's city for payment of wager one.
Lets. Get. It. On.
Comments
So completely, totally in.
'Course, I think seed took a sucker deal. From my seat, if I hit I'm drinking for free in Chi-town, hitting all the old faves (or the one-shot Knickerbocker...fiasco), and if I lose, I'm looking at four years of Red Riders in the White House.
In both cases: an initial pleasurable feeling, inevitably followed by pounding, physical disappointment.
Posted by: Savage Henry | February 4, 2008 1:25 PM
Huh, what? Somebuddy say my name? Yay, happy Fat Tuesday! Show me your tits!
What? We're voting for something today? If it's boobies then I vote yes.
Posted by: billy | February 5, 2008 9:22 AM
Savage: Well, actually, the way I meant it was: if you hit BOTH you will be drinking for free in PA. The loser of the second bet has to fly. A Blue house in 2009 puts my ass in PA for libations.
But I am not worried, I can smell the cold, fetid stank of Billiary's forgotten crevice starting to leak with fecund expectations.
As an aside, I watched H&C last night. They had a room full of dem supporters that were being focus-tested. After all the hoopla there was a moment where Hannity got some Q&A. He asked the gushing Obama supporters (about 20 of them) to name a single accomplishment. Around the room and nothing but ummms and uhhhhs.
Righteous. Brother.
Posted by: seed | February 5, 2008 2:00 PM