well, i don't eat much salad unless its homeade dressing so I gotta go with the latter. Ugh.

I don't use either one these days, but of the two, the only one I can see any use for is the latter.

Condoms are worse. They suck to buy when you need them as a kid, they suck to have sex with them on and then they suck extra hard to remove when they make that snapping sound as you pull them off your junk.

This is a tough call for me. Rubbers are a total speed bump and are like putting a set of 40" off-road tires on a Corvette. But with low-fat salad dressing you a lie, covering a let-down.

Low-fat dressing is sold to as tasting the same as the real thing. Which is bullshit. Low-fat salad dressing makes me long for the dairy-based fat that coats your palette in the oh-so-satisfying saturated fat way. And then you get a munch of grass and leaves. Super.

At least with the rubber, you get laid. And if you are into unclean women, you get to live again. It's not as good as commando, nor is cold pizza as good as warm pizza.

Nothing is as good as the movie commando.

`Hey Sallie, remember when I said I was gonna kill you last?

Yeah, that's right matrix, you did say that.

I lied.

YOU LIIIEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!

Fuck you, asshole!
Fuck you, asshole.