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| December 30, 2005 |
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| Testing, One, Two |
I wasn't sure if I was going to get this finished before the end of the year. Thankfully, the new gig is a wee-bit slow this time of year.
Well, short of having good content, at least I can try to make it look good. This version is entirely .css-based, and built for the Macintosh anti-aliased text rendering. If you PC doesn't make the text nice and smooth, too bad. If your 800x600 screen is serving more like a port-hole, time for an upgrade. A man has to have standards.
Anyway, this serves as a living project. There's a javascript functionality that I have working in the background that will render the text into one, two or three-column layouts. It may be called as a DIV tag by the author or each post, depending on how verbose they intend on being. This feature DOES NOT work in IE5x on the Mac. I haven't tested in a PC environment.
UPDATE:
Alright, it appears that the multi-colum layouts are ONLY working on the Home Page. Any of the Permalinks DO NOT render the columns. I have zero clues as to why. Same .css, same tags. If you check ou the DEV site, they work finesame html templates. Fuck me solid. |
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| December 27, 2005 |
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| Mmmmmmm, morally progressive |
CNN: Canadian court lifts ban on swingers clubs Group sex among consenting adults is neither prostitution nor a threat to society, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled on Wednesday as it lifted a ban on so-called swingers clubs.
I cannot wait for my wife to see this. |
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| December 26, 2005 |
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| Week 16: as it stands now |

Since I do not think Washington is going to be upset by Philly, nor is Atlanta going to beat Carolina in week 17. Let's try to make some sense of this. If the season were to end today: The NFC Wildcard matchups would be Skins at Bucs and Panthers at Giants. Due to the seedings, the #1 and #2 seeds get first-round bye's and await the winners of the Wildcard round.
Between the Skins at Buc's, if #6 wins they go to Seatle. #3 heads to Chicago.
Between the Panthers at Giants, the Bears play the winner of this game IF the Buc's lose.
Who's up for a Bear's playoff game less than a mile from Soldier Field?
Note: the Bears have beaten 3 out of 4 of the Wildcard teams, and have yet to face the Giants. |
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| December 20, 2005 |
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| they spy, we spy |
This started out as response to a post that Johnny left here, regarding the legalities of the recent wire tapping story. I don't claim to be any kind of an attorney. My first reaction to the story was "Holy shit, with all the terroristic activity that is going on abroad, the Fed is listening to my mother yammer on and on in my ear, and reading my thoughts here on the upcoming Bear's SuperBowl. Needless to say, I was rather alarmed. But, once in a while, I tend to consider things outside of my average existence.
There is a great dissection of the legal verbiage here. Indeed, it will take you some time to wade through. What is detailed are several cases where information is transfered, be it mail, electronic or voice across the borders of the US. Under the Fourth Amendment and current precedent, your computer can be checked at a customs stop. Your mail can be opened in the same manner, as a means of protecting a States' sovereign interests. So can your alimentary canalall without a warrant. Actually, I have a buddy who was serving in the US Army, in Germany. The Army opened one of my letters before they delivered it to him, So it goes. Anyway, the post 9/11 application of this precedent is to phone calls, e-mails and data that can coordinate terror cells across sovereign borders. No, I don't think the founding fathers had phone tapping in mind when the fourth amendment was writtem. They didn't have ass-cavity checks in mind either, but there they are.
I tend to think that material can apply to information/data, and consider that technically speaking, that material does cross sovereign borders. But, let's put that on the shelf for now and go after FISA.
Electronic surveillance is not permitted unless a few exceptions are met: Notwithstanding any other law, the President, through the Attorney General, may authorize electronic surveillance without a court order under this subchapter to acquire foreign intelligence information for periods of up to one year if the Attorney General certifies in writing under oath that (A) the electronic surveillance is solely directed at (i) the acquisition of the contents of communications transmitted by means of communications used exclusively between or among foreign powers, as defined in section 1801(a)(1), (2), or (3) of this title; or (ii) the acquisition of technical intelligence, other than the spoken communications of individuals, from property or premises under the open and exclusive control of a foreign power, as defined in section 1801(a)(1), (2), or (3) of this title; [and]
(B) there is no substantial likelihood that the surveillance will acquire the contents of any communication to which a United States person is a party. So the take-away there is communications between foreign powers is open game. The next logical question is what is a foreign power? Again thanks to Volokh for digging through this. (1) a foreign government or any component thereof, whether or not recognized by the United States; (2) a faction of a foreign nation or nations, not substantially composed of United States persons; (3) an entity that is openly acknowledged by a foreign government or governments to be directed and controlled by such foreign government or governments; (4) a group engaged in international terrorism or activities in preparation therefor; (5) a foreign-based political organization, not substantially composed of United States persons; or (6) an entity that is directed and controlled by a foreign government or governments. It is interesting that in 1978, the definitions of terrorist group existed, but were not selected as exemptions. But Beruit didn't happen until 1983.
And then, there's this brief that explains the Article II rationaleyawwnn, sip.
For me, the questions are bigger than is this a legal action, did the President overstep his authority, should W be impeached, etc. After reading through the above, there's definitely a ground the Administration can utilize as a base for favorable arguments. So, I can understand how Bush justifies the actions, in his own mind. Whether or not there is an judicial inquiry is another issue. Since I tend to side with the gov't, the questions I have are as follow - If a party similar to the 9/11 hijackers were to be home-grown, versus imported/immigrated, how else does one expect to intercept communications between this party and counterparts abroad?
- As the legislation that supports our law enforcement is updated to accommodate modern tactics, how are terrorists, enemy combatants, prisoners of war and detainees defined?
- What are common citizens willing to concede in an effort to gain more security against evolving risks?
Additionally, I cannot help hen-pick the critics on this. So much bullshit is leveled at W from so many directions, in a time that is tumultuous at best. From one side I hear that W did not do enough, pre-9/11, to thwart terrorism. On the other end of the spectrum, I hear that he is too draconian in his efforts. Is there a middle ground? If there is, how is it attained in a climate of piss-and-vinegar, good 'ole boy politics?
And honestly Johnny, you can accuse the man of using executive privilege to spy on his political counterpartsbut that is bullshit of the highest order.
Update
Chuck made a comment that brings up a subject that is worth pulling back up to the surface. Echelon, which IS a gov't supported surveillance system does in fact monitor public phone calls. The program has been around since the 50's and most recently abused byClintonfor economic purposes. In 2000, former Clinton CIA director James Woolsey set off a firestorm of protest in Europe when he told the French newspaper Le Figaro that he was ordered by Clinton in 1993 to transform Echelon into a tool for gathering economic intelligence.
"We have a triple and limited objective," the former intelligence chief told the French paper. "To look out for companies which are breaking US or UN sanctions; to trace 'dual' technologies, i.e., for civil and military use, and to track corruption in international business." So, if investigations prove that Bush misused the information gathered, like the weed you smoked in 1980, then ring the impeachment gongright after Clinton. Gimme a fucking break. |
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| December 18, 2005 |
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| Week 15: who's your daddy? |
When is a quarterback controversy not a controversy? When your back-up QB, Orton, has twelve passing yards in the first half. The best play Kyle made in the game was drawing the Falcon's defense offsides, and in doing so, gaining five yards. He had at least four tosses that we poor. The kid has done everything expected of him. Nice job.
Lovie, even though his team was leading at the half by the slimmest of margins 6-3, puts Grossman in and gets an immediate response. Maybe Lovie sensed the frustrations that I was feeling on my couch, as balls where over and under thrown. He gets my vote for biggest balls of the week. Way to be decisive. Way to lead your team. Right on.
I did actually feel empathy for Orton, after Rex completed his first pass for twenty+ yards. I mean, the guy has nine game winning streak. The only criticism you can make against Orton, in his rookie year, is that he doesn't make plays. Rex steps up and moves the ball, on the coldest day of the year at Soldier Field. Granted, Rex did toss an interception on the first drive only to get the ball back by a fumble on the same play. Rex was hitting guys on first down, hitting them at the sticks and making quick decisions. That opened up the field for Thomas Jones.
So, with that, lets look at the next two weeks. The Bears play Greenbay, at Lambeau. The 'Vikes are at at Baltimore. Regardless of the Packer's record, this is a tough game for the Bear's. But, it is also a clinch-game. They win and the division title is theirs. The Bear's are going to murder the Packers, with or without Mike Brown and Chris Harris.
After that, they'll have a chance to knock the 'Vike's out of the playoffs in their last meeting of the season. For the division being a dog for the majority of the season, it sure has shaped up to be a horse-race. The 'Vikes have put some games together. 'Course, a sex-boat might tend to motivate some people, myself included. The NFC North Division was seen as weak, with the Bears being the best of the worst. This is not the case any longer. Withe the exception of Pittsburg last weekend, the Bears have beat everybody they should have. And now, they are showing an ability to move the ball up field. Combine that with the best defense in the league, and say it with me
Superbowl. |
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| December 15, 2005 |
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| Drunkard once again |
Today's schedule includes the office holiday party. Before I reflect on past office parties, to keep the riders up to speed, I have landed a steady gig with a small firm in River North, Chicago two months ago. With the all the liberties freelance employment affords, it's good to have a home for the holidays, and a steady check. In the spirit of general debauchery, here's another installment of Modern Drunkard: Local Only
With the possible exception of the right to bear arms, the philosophies and rights laid out by the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence are best represented here. Under low light and neon signs, in the mumbled conversations during the one-hand lean at the urinal, what America was and should be is preserved.
A year ago found me at another holiday party with my former employer. Though, there was not a xerox machine present, I did stay out until at least 2a.m. with one of the founding principals. I called in sick the next day, and a month later I was laid off. I'm not positive there was a connection between the two events, but one never knows. Admist economic struggles, a certain moral flexibility could have counted against me. Ah well, fuck 'em solid.
Cheers, to all the people out there who are not affraid to get ripped, and have zero hesitations when declaring their passionate desire for what is affectionatly referred to as hooch. Clink. |
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| December 13, 2005 |
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| New perspective |
I always try to imagine 30's and 40's era images in their true colors. I tend to think that with the majority of these images being black and white, we are lead to think that those times are so very different than now, so long ago. Take a look over here.
I live two blocks from this place, about sixty years later.
You can search the entire 1,600 photo catalog here. See you next week. |
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| December 11, 2005 |
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| Week 14: So it goes |
Well, I suppose we have to take the good with the bad. This week's loss to the Steelers revealed the weakness that has been in the back of everybody's mind over the last eight weeks. What is the offense going to do when the defense doesn't show up? Now, Orton's number were at first glance, average200+ yards passing, zero interceptions, yadda yadda. He didn't lose the game, he didn't put the team into position to win it either. But skip that for a second.
The Steelers beat the hell out of the Bear's defense, period. Sure, we were missing M. Brown and C. Harris. That only goes so far. 20+ missed tackles is the reason why the Bears lost. For shit's sake, even Urlacher missed some that he should not have. And for a guy that cannot climb the stair in his house until Thursday, Bettis looked like the old Bus. The Bear's could not do anything to stop him, or pressure Roethlisberger. Chalk it all up to a bad week. Move on.
And with that, Orton comes into question again. If you eliminate the scoring drive of 70 yards, over two passes, his numbers are terrible. I honestly only saw two passes that were bad throws. The rest were drops, associated with the inclimate weather. But with zero turnovers and few penalties, it's hard to put the blame on the offense. Sure, they should have had seven in the first quarter. That would have changed the make-up of the game. But I still put the loss on the defense and their poor play, as stated above. And, Pittsburg played a good game when they needed to. Fair enough.
Next week is Atlanta at Soldier Field. I still field Orton for that game. If the defense doesn't show-up for the rest of the season, it matters little who takes the snaps. |
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| December 10, 2005 |
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| Wicked Review |
This show has been in the Chicago since the summer. The wife and I had a chance to take it in last night at the Oriental theater. Seats are tough to come by, next to the Bears, it's the hottest ticket in town. I looked for seat for this weekend, which is the wife's b-day, a few months ago and had no luck. I gave-in and shelled out just over five bills for two seats in row O. We were not dissapointed.
I am not a theater regular by any means. I've seen Phantom and Chicago (just last weekend) only to be dissapointed by expectations due to the Crawford/Brightman Soundtrack in the former and the motion picture in the latter. Joseph and Technicolor Dreamcoat wasn't interesting. Wicked, on the other hand, is really good. Ana Gasteyer (Saturday Night LIve) who plays Elphaba the Witch, was fabulous. And Kate Reinders, Glinda the Good Witch looked exactly like Resse Witherspoon and, according to my musically astute wife, was dead-on. At a couple of times, Reinders hit notes that reminded me of Brightman and made me wiggle in places I do not like to talk about. Thankfully, between the two female leads, I didn't have to sit and watch some dude in tights sing like a canary. A man has to have standards. Ana and Kate are with the cast until the 22nd of January.
Overall, this is a great show. There a tremendous amount of activity on stage with the set changes, costume changes. The music isn't anything I would purchase, unlike Phantom of the Opera, which is more timeless. But, audio placed next to visual, it was great. I felt like I was getting a NY style show. Which, not to pick on the show we saw last weekend, but that was not the case with the two-week traveling Chicago. Go see Wicked. Go now. |
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| December 08, 2005 |
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| Who would'a thought |

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